AI CV roast · Free to try
Your CV is lying to itself.
Paste your CV for a savage, specific gut-check—then turn every weak phrase into an application-ready rewrite when you are done laughing.
Paste text. No fake praise. Share only if you choose.
The CVilized promise
Actual feedback
Your own wording gets judged—not a recycled list of CV tips.
You stay in control
Review every suggestion and share your roast only when you want to.
Honest scope
No invented jobs, skills, metrics, or imaginary recruiter guarantees.
Roast first. Repair second.
Brutal honesty with a useful ending.
CVilized turns the job-search task you keep avoiding into one fast, funny sequence.
Give us the evidence.
Paste your CV text. The roast reads what is actually there: the filler, the buried wins, and every “hard-working team player.”
CV RECEIPT / INPUT
“Responsible for various tasks...”
“Excellent communication skills...”
Achievement metric: nowhere to be found.
Get a screenshot-worthy verdict.
A specific 4–6 line roast lands as a receipt card built for sharing—if public humiliation is your accountability system.
Make it employable.
Upgrade once for stronger verbs, clearer impact, and ATS-conscious formatting in about 20 seconds.
Pricing without the plot twist
Laugh for free. Fix it for $9.
Start with the honest part. Pay only if you want CVilized to rewrite the evidence.
The Roast
$0
For the gut-check you have been avoiding.
- Specific 4–6 line CV roast
- Shareable receipt card
- No obligation to upgrade
Before you volunteer your CV
Fair questions.
One paste away from the truth
Your CV survived rejection. Can it survive a roast?
Get the laugh, spot the weak lines, and decide whether the $9 fix is worth it. The first verdict is free.
Roast my CV free